A Super Partnership
Random Things That Don't Fit Anywhere Else Kinda Like Me 6 Comments 
gsusa, the 80s
A troop somewhere in America begins their meeting announcing the newest partnership with GSUSA:
Leader: Okay girls, GSUSA has partnered up with a very exciting person to work with troops! And this person is a comic book hero!
Girls: OMG WONDER WOMAN!!!!
Leader: Er… well… not exactly….
<<A very attractive bearded man wielding a large silver hammer and dressed in a black body suit and a red cape appears out of a cloud of billowing smoke>>
Girl 1: THOR!!!! <<kneels down in front of the mysterious man>> Oh Thor, mighty God of Thunder!
Girl 2: Thor?
Girl 3: I thought Wonder Woman was coming to visit.
Leader: I guess we signed a contract with Marvel. But I don’t mind Thor being here. <<discreetly takes a picture of him>>
Thor: Greetings Girl Scouts! Say hello to GSUSA’s newest partner. <<flips long blond hair back>>
Girl 3: Seriously, where’s Wonder Woman?
Thor: Wonder Woman is not here. It is I, Thor, Defender of Asgard!
Girl 2: Well this is disappointing.
Girl 1: Shhh! Thor, what great knowledge are you bringing us today?
Thor: What?
Girl 1: What knowledge, oh Thor, do you bring us?
Thor: Hey, all GSUSA told me to do was show up. They didn’t say anything about actually doing something.
Leader: That’s okay. You can just stand there and smile. I’m fine with that. <<winks and mouths “call me”>>
Girl 2: Whoa, are you going to teach us how to throw that hammer?
Thor: Only the worthy are able to wield Mjölnir, the Hammer of Thor.
Girl 3: Hello, we’re Girl Scouts! Of course we can wield… um… the Hammer of Thor.
Girl 1: Are you really going to teach us how to throw hammers?
Thor: <<shrugs>> Sure, why not?
Leader: Is this considered a high risk activity? I haven’t filled out the proper forms.
<<Thor winks at the leader>>
Leader: Ha ha, nevermind then. <<blushes>>
Later in the meeting:
Girl 1: Check this out!!! <<holds hammer up and lightning bolts fly out of it>>
Girl 2: This is MUCH cooler than the FBI partnership!
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If anybody gets the 80s reference in this, +1 to you.
This is funny. Except I looked up THOR industries and they seem very cool! Outdoors focused. Nothing to do with an action figure.
Yes, I know. 🙂
That movie would never make sense today. The babysitter would just use her cell phone, and her friend could call an Uber.
But Vincent D’Onofrio with long blond hair was definitely Thor! Lol.
OMG (Oh My Girls) This is so funny!
I knew the reference before i was even finished reading the sentence! LOL