I Wrote a Sternly Worded Letter
Yesterday, I opened my mailbox to find a letter from GSUSA Headquarters! I thought at first that it was the long-expected Cease and Desist, but then I spotted the words “Invest in Girl Scouts. Change the World” on the front, and I realized it was a solicitation for donations. A business reply envelope was included. I decided then that this would be a good opportunity to send a sternly worded letter up to NYC. I’ve tried to communicate my message via this blog and email, so why not snail mail? Maybe I’ll attempt sky writing next. I realize this letter will probably go no further than the intern who opens up the envelope, but perhaps they’ll enjoy it at the very least.
Notice that I didn’t write a strongly worded letter but a sternly one. There is a difference. Sternly isn’t quite as high on the nuclear scale.
Here’s my letter. If you’re a regular reader of my blog, there’s nothing new in it other than some legal dollar amounts. Continue reading