Cookie Haikus

You know, for someone that doesn’t care for cookie season, I sure do write a lot about cookies.  Oh well.  Here are some Girl Scout Cookie Haikus!

Buy Girl Scout cookies.
Yes, they are now four dollars.
Pull out your wallet.

To get chocolate,
Buy Peanut Butter Patties
With peanut butter.

Coconut? Yes please.
They are Caramel DeLites.
With chocolate stripes.

We have a lot left.
It’s Cranberry Citrus Crisps.
Nobody buys them.

Trefoils or shortbread?
So is there a difference?
Both have blue boxes.

Thanks-A-Lot welcomes.
Gracias, merci, thank you.
Chocolate shortbread.

You need some oatmeal?
Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
The box is orange.

Thin Mints! It’s Thin Mints!
The peppermint chocolate.
You know they freeze well.

Lemonades are here.
They’ve been around for ten years.
You want some, don’t you?

Yep, chocolate chip.
Five dollars for gluten free.
Trios is the name.

Amy needs a life.
She writes these cookie haikus.
Somebody stop her.